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i am 22 years old. i work at outback steakhouse in the infamous "villages," where i sell my soul regularly to retired senior citizens in the area for a good tip. i've written enough of these mini life stories to know that the basics, to you, are probably all that matter. nice to meet you.Wednesday, September 17, 2008
dolphins suck
i went to sea world with melissa on monday. don't even hate, because deep down you love sea world too. she had never been, and i've haven't had a proper sea world visit since i was a kid.
i saw a lot of cute animals. i always [thought i] loved dolphins before i fed one. at sea world, they are just overfed spoiled brats who beg for fish and jerk their heads away before you can touch them. i think mtv should have an episode of exiled on spoiled dolphins. okay i sound like a peta-cross-burning-dolphin-eating lunatic, so i'm gonna stop. i just wanted to pet one. the sea lions and otters are my favorite now. pb&j otter > flipper.
the killer whales always impress me, because they are so huge and always in sync with the trainers and other whales. actually, i think the trainers impress me more for getting in the water with them and swimming around while the killer whales flip and launch them into the air.
by the end of the day, our 2/4 hours of sleep caught up to us and we took a nap at the closest rest area. it brought back memories of being 10, dirt poor, and packing the whole family in 1 minivan and stopping for the night. except we were in a nice rental and had plenty of room and money and cheesy sea world towels to keep us warm.
when i wasn't hating on the dolphins for not letting us pet them, i was seriously smiling all day like a little kid. love.
i saw a lot of cute animals. i always [thought i] loved dolphins before i fed one. at sea world, they are just overfed spoiled brats who beg for fish and jerk their heads away before you can touch them. i think mtv should have an episode of exiled on spoiled dolphins. okay i sound like a peta-cross-burning-dolphin-eating lunatic, so i'm gonna stop. i just wanted to pet one. the sea lions and otters are my favorite now. pb&j otter > flipper.
the killer whales always impress me, because they are so huge and always in sync with the trainers and other whales. actually, i think the trainers impress me more for getting in the water with them and swimming around while the killer whales flip and launch them into the air.
by the end of the day, our 2/4 hours of sleep caught up to us and we took a nap at the closest rest area. it brought back memories of being 10, dirt poor, and packing the whole family in 1 minivan and stopping for the night. except we were in a nice rental and had plenty of room and money and cheesy sea world towels to keep us warm.
when i wasn't hating on the dolphins for not letting us pet them, i was seriously smiling all day like a little kid. love.
posted by alexis giselle # 1:25 AM 
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