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i am 22 years old. i work at outback steakhouse in the infamous "villages," where i sell my soul regularly to retired senior citizens in the area for a good tip. i've written enough of these mini life stories to know that the basics, to you, are probably all that matter. nice to meet you.Tuesday, June 23, 2009
dazed and confused
So I've come to the conclusion that during the accident I got a concussion. (Say that ten times fast)
As soon as my body started feeling better I think I lost my mind. But my days of being dizzy, confused and staring into space like a mosquito to the light are soon to be over (I hope).
Do you know what happens when you're stuck in a state of confusion while serving tables at a restaurant? People get angry!
I'm feeling "sharper" today. I even had enough brain power to write this and send it. I don't know how many text messages, tweets, or emails I started to write and forgot about.
Shenanigans.
As soon as my body started feeling better I think I lost my mind. But my days of being dizzy, confused and staring into space like a mosquito to the light are soon to be over (I hope).
Do you know what happens when you're stuck in a state of confusion while serving tables at a restaurant? People get angry!
I'm feeling "sharper" today. I even had enough brain power to write this and send it. I don't know how many text messages, tweets, or emails I started to write and forgot about.
Shenanigans.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Crash.
Thursday me and Melissa were heading to the mall when a woman coming the opposite direction, OUT OF NOWHERE, decided to make a left hand turn in front of us. Melissa was driving and tried to avoid a head on collision but she still hit us hard.
Melissa's car is totaled, but we're lucky to be walking away without so much as a broken bone. We're super sore, though. Moping around like grumpy senior citizens.
I don't think I've ever felt so stupid. I was so confused for the rest of the day and I still feel slow and delayed. Some time after the accident I was standing in a pile of red ants and didn't even realize it.
Brain power come backkk.
Melissa's car is totaled, but we're lucky to be walking away without so much as a broken bone. We're super sore, though. Moping around like grumpy senior citizens.
I don't think I've ever felt so stupid. I was so confused for the rest of the day and I still feel slow and delayed. Some time after the accident I was standing in a pile of red ants and didn't even realize it.
Brain power come backkk.
Friday, June 5, 2009
June 4th- go to your room and think about what you've done.
Yesterday was 6/4/09. Something life changing usually happens on this date.
Nothing life changing to report on, but, come to think of it, it's only been on the even numbered years (ie 04-06).
364 days til something cool happens. YES. Here is what happened, instead of cool.
I had crab legs for the first time. All the work of cracking everything open turned out to be very gratifying.
I developed a sty in my right eye and it had a couple tea bagging sessions. (This actually works really well, as long as you are actually using a tea bag, pervert)
I have had a headache 80% of the day and took two showers. I am also writing this from my blackberry because my internet stopped working 2 hours ago.
June 6th, you let me down!
Nothing life changing to report on, but, come to think of it, it's only been on the even numbered years (ie 04-06).
364 days til something cool happens. YES. Here is what happened, instead of cool.
I had crab legs for the first time. All the work of cracking everything open turned out to be very gratifying.
I developed a sty in my right eye and it had a couple tea bagging sessions. (This actually works really well, as long as you are actually using a tea bag, pervert)
I have had a headache 80% of the day and took two showers. I am also writing this from my blackberry because my internet stopped working 2 hours ago.
June 6th, you let me down!
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