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call me cruel, but i have the most brilliant ideas when i first wake up and am too lazy to care about anything. it takes me about an hour to wake up. i think that's how long it takes the feelings in my heart to reach my brain cells.

a little pug showed up at my front door when me and melissa got home the other night. at first i thought it was cute, but it really isn't. it's loud, it sounds like a squealing pig, and it constantly gags on it's extra large pug tongue. today, we were going to post flyers before i accidentally had this idea.

two houses down from us lives this couple with like 5 dogs. the dogs try to jump the fence when i let melissa's dog out in the morning. they have a couple small dogs, too, so i figured i would see if she belonged to them in the most indirect way possible. if she didn't belong to them, i at least figured they wouldn't send her away since they clearly can't say no to dogs.

so once upon a time little pug wondered over to neighbor's house. the dogs living there freaked out, and just as i assumed, the owners came out. a couple minutes later i walked around the corner and saw a lady holding her, smiling ear to ear. i yelled "not my pig dog, is she yours?" she shook her head no. "i don't know" i said and she laughed. i smiled for other reasons and went inside to start a new day without the pug.