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i am 22 years old. i work at outback steakhouse in the infamous "villages," where i sell my soul regularly to retired senior citizens in the area for a good tip. i've written enough of these mini life stories to know that the basics, to you, are probably all that matter. nice to meet you.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

 

training day

tonight i had to train a new girl at outback. i hate training, i really do. i am not a "certified trainer" anyway so i don't know why i would be chosen. the last 4 people i trained all quit or got fired. doesn't anybody notice this? i'm not a bad trainer, i bust my ass at work, and i understand that they need more people that do that, but you can't teach someone basic motor skills and multi-tasking if you have nothing to work with. i'm pretty patient during training, but when it's over i need to vent.

she had unpierced ears, btw. i never noticed how weird that looks. an unpierced ear is like an uncircumcised penis, or any penis really, it's just not right.

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Hey now. A penis brought you into the world. Don't be hatin'.
 
lol. just the sperm, eric!
 
haha. what a comparison.
 
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