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i am 22 years old. i work at outback steakhouse in the infamous "villages," where i sell my soul regularly to retired senior citizens in the area for a good tip. i've written enough of these mini life stories to know that the basics, to you, are probably all that matter. nice to meet you.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

 

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so i've been distracting myself lately with my real world casting profile, trying to get everyone and anyone to vote for me. it's been fun and hopeful. i know my chances are low, but it's fun to try. too bad i'm not desperate enough to post girl on girl make out sessions unlike my competitors with thousands of votes.

me and melissa bought a playstation 2 at the pawn shop yesterday. i've been kicking ass at tony hawk. if that game was real life i'd be dead from all my injuries. it's hard being so kick ass.

today i went costume shopping with shawna. we're dressing up for work on friday. i'm going to be the hustler pirate shown here and she's going to be a firefighter with the same basic slut factor. WIN!

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

 

training day

tonight i had to train a new girl at outback. i hate training, i really do. i am not a "certified trainer" anyway so i don't know why i would be chosen. the last 4 people i trained all quit or got fired. doesn't anybody notice this? i'm not a bad trainer, i bust my ass at work, and i understand that they need more people that do that, but you can't teach someone basic motor skills and multi-tasking if you have nothing to work with. i'm pretty patient during training, but when it's over i need to vent.

she had unpierced ears, btw. i never noticed how weird that looks. an unpierced ear is like an uncircumcised penis, or any penis really, it's just not right.

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