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i am 22 years old. i work at outback steakhouse in the infamous "villages," where i sell my soul regularly to retired senior citizens in the area for a good tip. i've written enough of these mini life stories to know that the basics, to you, are probably all that matter. nice to meet you.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

 

bum bum be dum bum bum be dum dum

so i've been distracting myself lately with my real world casting profile, trying to get everyone and anyone to vote for me. it's been fun and hopeful. i know my chances are low, but it's fun to try. too bad i'm not desperate enough to post girl on girl make out sessions unlike my competitors with thousands of votes.

me and melissa bought a playstation 2 at the pawn shop yesterday. i've been kicking ass at tony hawk. if that game was real life i'd be dead from all my injuries. it's hard being so kick ass.

today i went costume shopping with shawna. we're dressing up for work on friday. i'm going to be the hustler pirate shown here and she's going to be a firefighter with the same basic slut factor. WIN!

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Friday, October 3, 2008

 

trying to make the moment last

the concert was amazing. i screamed a little. i would have stood throughout the whole concert but the seated area was no joke. people were throwing cups to get everyone to sit down, and that was not something i felt like dealing with. the venue was small, so no matter where you were, you had an amazing view.

and as you can see/hear, i've fallen back into my tegan and sara black hole. along with a little girl in a coma and city and colour, who opened for them.

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

 

you know

as you may or may not have noticed, there are a couple changes here. i bought mulletratio.com through blogger, so mulletratio.blogspot.com now redirects here. it's still a blogger account, though, which i like. when you buy a domain through blogger, you get all these handy google apps to use with your domain... none of which i've even looked at yet. i also changed the layout, once again.

div tables, simple colors and this background make me happy. why? i don't know.

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Friday, September 5, 2008

 

sloppy seconds

i love the feeling of moths free falling into my lap when i'm trying to write. for a couple days i couldn't sit on my porch with my laptop, like i normally love to do, because of all the bugs and mosquitoes. then, one saturday morning, melissa bought this amazing fog that kills every flying hellion on sight, and possibly small pets.

right now it's just me and the frog. there was a frog (or maybe a toad) in the yard a couple weeks ago and melissa's dog tasted it a little, sending it into shock. earlier that night i had eaten crab legs. long story short: i ended up with a giant bump on my lip. everyone says i'm allergic to shellfish, but in the back of my mind i kinda think it was from the dog licking my face after the "froad" because i've had shellfish before.

i don't know what's worse: developing even more allergies, or frog/toad germs infecting my lip.

i changed my layout. i love blogger. it reminds me of greymatter. and if you know what i'm talking about, we should be bffs fo eva. this layout reminds me of the good old days when i was 16. writing about absolutely nothing and setting up layouts the easiest way possible.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

 

i moved to blogger

why? because i was having some problems with wordpress. it wouldn't let me design things the way i wanted to. and as you can see, blogger does. i even got locked out of my wordpress software for like an hour, but that was my own stupidity.

my need to constantly change the design of my blog sometimes keeps me from writing. i've always been that way. when i was 16 all i did was create new layouts and write a blog about the layout. for some reason, things that have nothing to do with writing keep me from the act itself.

not that i would have written much lately anyway. i've been too busy bottling it all up. winner winner, chicken dinner.

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