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i am 22 years old. i work at outback steakhouse in the infamous "villages," where i sell my soul regularly to retired senior citizens in the area for a good tip. i've written enough of these mini life stories to know that the basics, to you, are probably all that matter. nice to meet you.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

 

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so i've been distracting myself lately with my real world casting profile, trying to get everyone and anyone to vote for me. it's been fun and hopeful. i know my chances are low, but it's fun to try. too bad i'm not desperate enough to post girl on girl make out sessions unlike my competitors with thousands of votes.

me and melissa bought a playstation 2 at the pawn shop yesterday. i've been kicking ass at tony hawk. if that game was real life i'd be dead from all my injuries. it's hard being so kick ass.

today i went costume shopping with shawna. we're dressing up for work on friday. i'm going to be the hustler pirate shown here and she's going to be a firefighter with the same basic slut factor. WIN!

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